Dainty valentine-heart lockets are for sissys. If you really want to impress the one you love, give her (or him) an anatomical heart necklace from BillyBlue22. Complete with valves and ventricles, this little love token will leave no doubt as to your feelings. SERIOUSLY?!

Who would wear an anatomically correct heart around their neck or give it as a statement of love? Sorry, but gold or silver just don't help make this organ more attractive. Maybe this would be a good gift for a cardiologist? What's next – an anatomically correct brain necklace? Oh wait, he has that too. Can you imagine what Valentine's Day cards will look like if this anatomically correct trend catches on? Yikes! We do NOT "heart" this look. $38 -$265 at www.etsy.com.