So, what do you get when you combine last week's story on Roadkill Couture (fashion made from — sigh — roadkill), with the one from two weeks ago on the Healthy Hoohoo (cleaning products for your hoohoo)? You get this week's topic: The Foxy and Carnivale Bikini Waxes! SERIOUSLY?!

From Cindy Barshop, former Real Housewives of New York star and owner of Completely Bare salons, comes the latest in accessorizing "down there." This woman, who brought us "Vajazzling," (yet another stellar subject for SERIOUSLY?!) is now offering up these bizarre "wigs" that are available in either fox fur (the Foxy Bikini) or colorful feathers (the Carnivale).

Where do the hair and feathers come from? Barshop says some are "vintage" and some are from "different places," which means she cares nothing about animal rights, even having the audacity to call out that her product is "all natural." SERIOUSLY?! Needless to say, PETA is none too happy about this, calling the trend "sleezy" and "downright cruel." Given that the procedure will run you a cool $195 to $225, and lasts only three to four days, we think we can add "downright stupid" to that list of adjectives! www.completelybare.com